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Friday, June 29, 2007

I fucking hell don't.

Two nights ago, my group came over to finalise everything because we had an interim presentation the day after. We've been working on it for a while already. Our dear dear lecturer keeps rejecting our ideas so we keep changing.

Ugh, it gets quite tiresome.


So anyway, Joyce was the last one to reach. She put her things down and I asked her if she wanted to put them in my room instead. She said no, so I just showed her my room.

The first thing she did, was to jump on the bed. And guess what?

There was a fucking loud sound, like something broke. It was a familiar sound (haha will explain later). So we both kinda, froze for a while.

And then I remembered where I've heard that sound before.

It was the sound my old bedframe made, when it broke about 4 years back. And it wasn't no different this time because when I lifted up my mattress, I saw [insert noun] and smiled to myself and started laughing.



HAHA.

Yes. That's the result of Joyce jumping on my bed. Hahaha, but it's all fine la, it's not as though she broke more than 1 plank of wood, so I still can sleep on it.. or maybe I should get a new bed.

YAY!


The night was pretty fucked up lah. Just look at Shirin's face, and you'll understand. All of us were trying our best to keep awake because we didn't really have much sleep the night before.

Oh, and the night before, we slept over at Joyce's place.


But the funny thing about the night was that, all of us were becoming crazy. Literally crazy. For example, Joyce got locked in the toilet, and she couldn't come out.

Okay well, that doesn't really show us being crazy, but still, it was funny. Haha.

She made several attempts at opening the door, but she couldn't. I could hear her struggle from the living room already. Shirin and I were giggling away. Then she shouted for help.

Haha.


Yes, fuck it.

Sheereen was funny too. She ran around the house and did Jumping Jacks just to keep herself awake. Her eyes were watery and red. It was quite, bad.

Food kinda kept us awake for a while. We ate bread that we spread with Nutella. It's the shit ballz.

Let Joyce tell you why.




Sheereen took a 15 minute nap.

After which all of us died.

2:54 PM |

Last Night

Monday, June 25, 2007

Last night, or rather, on Saturday night, I webcammed with the most horrid monster that you could ever meet! Even worse than Shrek, and even worse than my monstrous hair aka tentacles from an octopussy (HAHAHAHAH).

OH. Talking about the shit that is my hair, I went down to Holland V to get my hair cut at 8pm (half knowing that it's already closed). I went up and guess what! It was closed already. Gah, that means I have another few days to ponder whether or not I should snip, chop, trim, thin and what not.

It's getting quite unmanageable (is there such a word?).

ANYWAY.

Back to the horrible monster that is worse than my hair and Shrek.



Whao. Would you look at that! She has white, furry hair, and a big mouth.


Now she's angry. Beware, she might open her big mouth and like, swallow you whole like a snake!


Don't be fooled by her "innocence"! She's just trying to seduce men by singing to them, and then eating them up!


Watch closely.


She's making her move..


Now she's showing off her thick, wet, red lips.


She grew Shrek ears to look cute (she probably ate him up already, and spat out the ears!)


Then she speaks.


Haha, come on.

Anyway, Putri just showered and she felt like being pretty that night, so she decided to wear a face mask. And it just so happened that I got to see it, and we were webcamming. So I thought, "What a great opportunity to blog!"

Heh.

This was all for fun. You know I still love you! :D

2:16 AM |

It's Been A While

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Fuck.

Yes I know it's been a while since I blogged, but you see, I've been so busy with my own life (and partly because I've been to lazy to maintain this blog).

But well, I'm here now, and I'm blogging now, and ya.

I don't know what the hell I'm saying really.

Much has happened over the past 2 months. There's that Batam trip that I've yet to blog about (it's so outdated, I know, but I had a ball of a time, so it's blogworthy). Then there's the Genting trip that I recently went last weekend with Jun Wei, Putri and her family.

It's been 2 years since I stepped into Malaysia, and 7 years since I went to Genting.

Can you imagine the amount of excitement I had in me? Yah I know it's just across the Causeway, but still! It was still exciting.

Then we embraced the Year 1 Ambassadors in the Training & Bonding Camp last week. My team and I were in charge of making the Amazing Race-like game which we aptly named The Ambassadors' Code.

Hmm, besides all this, I've had work to do. Piles of projects and assignments, but that's really just the norm isn't it? So I shant bore you with my endless rants about school.

I was in a relationship for about a month, and then got out of it too. But it's all good, we're even better friends now. (:

That's basically it - my life in the past two months; summarised.

Shit, I am good. Oh and by the way, I have fucking shit hair just about now. Wanna see how bad it is?


I'm the one in the middle, in case any of you dimwits have forgotten how I look. This was taken at Genting Theme Park on the second day. From left to right, that's Jun Wei, me, and Sufi (Putri's cousin).

So my hair has grown since January (yes it has been that fucking long). I did a Mullet, and it has grown to look like this - a monstrosity. I swear, my hair has a fucking life of its own. The bottom part of the back of my hair are like tentacles of an octopussy (heh I know its supposed to be octopus, just shut up and read).

I don't know what to do with my hair now. I was actually thinking of thinning it out but leaving the length or something.

Or maybe straightening it, but not to the extent where it looks so fucking flat. Straighten it, but still have the natural curls left. Ahh, I don't know how to put in words. Maybe I'll try to find a picture or something okay.

Ohh, and in the recent months, I fell in love with my new hat! :D


What do you think? :D Mwahahahah. Okay I need to go do something more productive now. Goodbye.

8:05 PM |

Adam

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"no expectations, no disappointments."



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