The Bedroom Sessions by Adam Kerr

MILK & CEREAL

Wednesday, July 26, 2006


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7:24 PM |

UNBELIEVABLE

Sunday, July 23, 2006

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Site Updates
o Biography.
o Random Facts.
o New Poll! SBS Buses vs SMRT Buses!
o New Links: Putri's Photoblog, Peihan.
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You have no idea who I just clubbed with tonight. I swear. You will just go like, "NOOOOO WAAAAAY!"

FWAHAHHA.

Okay I think you don't care. But for those who know him, will probably react that way. LOL. Here's a hint. (:


First one to guess who, gets a prize! :D

His cousins from the States were in town, and they wanted to go clubbing. One of them was his closest cousin, so I guess that's why he went. So when he text me, I was quite shocked. LOL, he asked me along so yeah, why not?

I wanna be the witness too! Haha.

Anyway, it was a good night of clean fun. I didn't get drunk. No, if not, I wouldn't even be here updating. I'd prolly be dead in the cab, on the way to his house, and I might miss my Yoga session later today.

Ohh, did I tell you? Someone recommended me to try out Yoga at TrueYoga @ Pacific Plaza. The lady just called me up on Tuesday, and told me about it. So I got Putri to join me. Fwahaha, more pictures then.

It was a good night. (:

5:10 AM |

SIS MAN!

Thursday, July 20, 2006

SIS stands for Singapore Idol Stinks!

Although I haven't been following Singapore Idol lately, but I seriously think it stinks a lot. Judging from what I saw last night during the 2nd Spectaculars, the standard this year isn't there at all.

Most of the contestants this year can't sing. It's like, they're making it so obvious who's gonna be in the top 3 like that. It was much better last season man. Even the judges weren't happy with the choice of songs by the contestants.

They were being too ambitious..

..and seriously, I think Singaporeans are crazy.

How can Gayle Nerva be out? She can sing much better than the people inside, for example, Jasmine Tye. God, did you hear her rendition of There You'll Be by Faith Hill? Fuck, she basically just killed the song.

And what about Jay Lim? He's so old he should just vote himself OUT. Gosh, did you hear that high note from Daniel Beddingfield's If You're Not The One? Shit, I nearly slit my wrist to end my misery man when I heard it okay. My mom wanted to jump out of the window.

Paul Twohill? He himself knew he sang like shit, yet he's still in. The only reason he's still in is because he has stupid supporters who think he's hot/cool because he's a rocker. Hello Singaporeans, you vote on talent, and not on looks or personality or whatever shit. We don't want another Sylvester Sim to be a runner-up..

..well I don't.

I think that Joakim Gomez was a freaking monkey, trying to sing Rob Thomas' Lonely No More. I mean, he's jumping around like some tithead and can't sing properly please. His diction is horrible. And all the girls are screaming for him just because he looks cute. He probably gets votes based on his looks, and not his talent.

Again, Singaporeans, this is Singapore Idol, a singing competition, not a "see who's better looking or cuter" competition.

He may as well join Teenage Icon right? He'd do better there, but then again.. -rolls eyes-

Jonathan Leong did good, and so did Hady Mirza, Nurul Maideen, and Rahimah Rahim (although we could do less with the emoness, thx). The rest were just mediocre. I didn't catch the results show, but I only knew who was voted out.

No, I can't sing, but this is my blog and I will criticise whoever and whatever I want. So fuck off.

***

I'm a very happy boy today. Do you know why? Because I got to eat what I wanted to eat for about two whole months. :D And it wasn't even planned!



I HAD SAMBAL STINGRAY AND SAMBAL KANG KONG!!!

Fuck, I tell you, it was damn good. I had dinner with COOLKIDS MINUS JON at Al-Ameen. The last time I had dinner there was at the end of 2004 after REDcamp 1! LOL, that was damn long ago lah.

Shit, I was damn happy while I was eating it. I didn't know what to eat when I was there, so I thought about eating Stingray after the Uncle there suggested it.

I thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, until I came to a conclusion that, yes, I shall have my Stingray and Kang Kong today. :D

It's so weird though, because Laura and Putri were being weird. =/ Laura doesn't like spicy food, and didn't like the idea of eating stingrays, because she says that "it's like eating frogs," which I think is disgusting as well. However, she did eat the Kang Kong! LOL!

And I found out that she's also a fucking picky eater, just like me. Oh and did I mention, she shares the same birthday as me? Fwahhahaa, such similarities are inevitable lah.

Putri, on the other hand, doesn't like vegetables, so she chionged the stingray. LOL, she loved it as well, fwahhahha. But I enjoyed my dinner a lot today. Good food + good company = perfect.

YAY!

***

On Tuesday, I finished school early because I had my Camera Handling Test, so Putri came over to my place, and Laura came soon after as well. Hilarious. We actually went to my place to relax, chill and have dinner before we (Poots and I) went for Dancesport. Laura came along to crash.

OH TALKING ABOUT DANCESPORT, PLEASE SCROLL DOWN LATER FOR MORE BITCHINGS. I CAN'T STAND IT.

Anyway.


They were dumb imaginative enough to think that this is a face. LOL, with square eyes, I wonder. LOL! We ordered some shit frm McDonalds via McDelivery. Oh, did I tell you that they're getting more and more efficient?

They don't forget orders and they're always on time now. Good job, McDonalds! You've made a customer, namely ME, happy. :D Keep it up!

(As if any of them will read this shit.)


This is us, COOLKIDS MINUS JON, because he's just MIA at the moment for unforseen circumstances. We had helluva time at my place, even if it was just an hour or so. These two people need to see a psychiatrist/psychologist/doctor. Heck, they need to see someone.

They're so narcissistic! :/

Mom was being very cute that day, hiding behind me, acting all shy while taking this photo. I think my Mom's a closet narcissist too. Did you know when my Mom was younger, she won some Beauty Pageant thing? HA! Bet your Mom was just like, NOTHING at a beauty pageant, except for a viewer.

I love you Mom! :D


Here's Putri being naturally stupid. The picture is self-explanatory. (:


See? What did I tell you about them and narcissism? It's so evident. HAHAHHA! Laura relacking in my corner (HAHAHHAHA!).

Here's a few more pictures of stupid stuff that people do when they're really bored.






Yep.

Okay about Dancesport. I realised that there's this one particular group of people who seriously need to think again WHY they joined Dancesport. These people are fucking slutty, bimbotic, and arrogant. They think they're the best dancers in Dancesport (oh they're Year Ones) and they practically suck up to Melvin, our instructor.

They look as though they're flirting with him. They flirt with him a lot. A whole lot. Fuck, I just want to kill them because they're just so annoying. -.-" They're fucking snobs who oughta get kicked in the butt. They're such flirts lah.

They're examples of what Malays like to call, gatal.

And if you guys happen to read my blog, please change because you're just a pain in a lot of people's asses. And one of you, stop showing off so much skin, because your legs aren't really eye candy with all those black spots on it.

KTHXBYE.


5:51 PM |

FUCKING BUSES

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Senior Citizens, we're never enough of them.

They're like, everywhere. Turn left, you'll see one sitting down stoning. Walk straight and turn round the corner past the Pet Shop, and you'll see a few more, just talking to each other as loud as possible. Board a bus home, and you see a few more of them, desperately holding on to the overhead circle thingys, hoping that a kind soul would give up their seat for them.

Nahh, I'm not going to continue any further. I'd just sound very crude. (:

******


SBS Buses vs SMRT Buses (the old trans island)

vs

In case some of you dimwits don't know what these two things are, SBS stands for Singapore Bus Services, and SMRT stands for Singapore Mass Rapid Transit. I know some of you are going to disagree with me, but what the Hell, it's my blog so I'm gonna talk about it ANYWAY.

Fuck, why do they have two companies in the first place? For "healthy competition"?! Fuck that man.

Seriously, I prefer SMRT buses than SBS buses because of a few reasons. Believe me, you will soon realise it as well if you begin taking it more often. There are pros and cons for both companies, but I still prefer SMRT buses! Grr.

Temperature
We take a bus over a short distance (one or two stops) because we don't wanna walk under the hot sun, or whatever other reasons that conveniences you. But whatever it is, whenever IIIIIIIIIII take a bus, the first thing that I expect, is a big gust of wind when I enter the bus..

..especially on a hot day like today.

Fucking hell, do you know that the SBS buses are always damn fucking hot? It's so annoying. It's like, you're already perspiring like hell under the merciless sun, and when you hope for some kind of relief on the bus, you don't get any. It's even worse when you actually perspire even more in the bus.

No aircon + no ventilation + small space = more perspiration

Yuck.

There ARE, however, other times when the bus is perfectly fine. But gah, it just pisses me off.

But hey, guess what! SMRT buses are always nice and cool, if not, cooler. :D It's just great to have a nice and cooling air con that will cool you down after walking in an oven like Singapore for a while. Being in a country like this, I think air cons are quite important in our lives. IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT AIR CONS.

(Stop that thought. I'm not a spoilt brat. My air con's fucked. I have a wall fan. Hooray.)

Comfort + Others (lazy to categorize the rest)
Look at how boring SBS buses seats are. I think if I were a tourist, I'd be disappointed at the blue seats (and green ones for the *cough* SENIOR CITIZENS). I mean come on, they should get youths to design the seats since WE ARE THE PEOPLE OF TOMORROW.

Stop making the seats so boring, AND SO UNCOMFORTABLE. Gosh, the seats are so cramped up with each other. And they took so many seats out to let more people stand, and thus allowing more people on the bus.

Fuck you, then like that may as well remove all the damn seats and let everyone (except the old fucks who will sit on the green chairs) stand right? What for such a big space?

THERE COULD BE PEOPLE SITTING THERE. -.-" Why ah, why? (laughs to himself because of the inside joke)

If you didn't already know, SBS buses are like, the most fucking dirty buses around. I think even private buses are better off. "Why?" you say? Well let me explain.

You know, sometimes when you have long bus rides, you'll tend to fall asleep, and lie down on the window panels at the side (if you're sitting down, and not standing up at the space where they ONCE had chairs).

It's quite normal for people to do that. But you know how some people have such oily scalp/hair/whatever on their heads that they'll leave like, their oil stuff on the window. It's quite sick, actually, very sick, but I don't blame them. I mean, how can we blame someone who's so dirty and disgusting that others will just wanna avoid because oil on hair = smelly hair?

Heh.

ANYWAY, I'm not done yet. Do you know at the back of the bus, at the corners, there's always litter there. And it's not the kind of litter that was left there just a few hours ago, but for a few days. And it starts to stink up and stick and stuff. The worse thing is when there's a fucking cockroach, or many cockroaches running around.

It's horribly sick. Imagine you're on the way home from a hard days' work, you sit back on the green chairs for senior citizens, but you don't care because you're a bastard like me who's lazy and tired from the day, and then you lie on the fucking oily window panels because you can't be bothered, and you're gonna shower anyway at home later. Then suddenly, a cockroach comes crawling up the window pane from the floor.

Wouldn't you just feel, urgh? Mmhmm.

You see? SBS buses are fdisgusting (short for fucking disgusting, hoho I'm so cool!). Let's compare now.

SMRT buses have such cute patterns on their seats and are evenly spaced out. The buses are always clean, and they always have this very fresh fragrance when I board the bus. The window panes are never dirty (maybe because the dirty and unhygenic fucks always take the dirty *cough* SBS buses).

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Okay I'm done. In conclusion, I wished that SBS buses would improve themselves to meet the expectations of their very troublesome passengers like me. Or maybe, they should make SBS buses like the SMRT buses.

12:57 PM |

HELLO ADAM, IM TIMMY.

Monday, July 17, 2006

HELLO READERS OF PSEUDOPATH.ORG.

this is timmy, adam's (boy)friend. >=D

no we aren't gay.

i blog differently.

adam is a picture guy.

i use words.

i've had an emo day. read about it at teh-flautist.blogspot.com.

ok there's not much to read. i didn't feel like talking about it. anyway.

'BYE WORLD.



10:28 PM |

MINIONS

Friday, July 14, 2006

I don't usually do this, but today is different.

7 Random Facts About Me
1. Hello, I don't usually do these kind of things on my blog.
2. This is my first time after a long time.
3. I went for Coldplay's concert, NYEH!
4. I have red hair.
5. I'm 165cm short.
6. I'm 55kg heavy.
7. I have pretty nails when they're long, and girls envy me HAHA!

7 Things That Scare Me
1. Losing my family (even if it's just one of them).
2. Failing.
3. Dead bodies.
4. School at night (YOU HAVE TO SEE IT).
5. Being stranded alone on a deserted island (will never happen plskthx).
6. God.
7. Ex-convicts convicted because of arson (heh, inside joke).

7 Random Music At The Moment
1. Cayman Islands - Kings of Convenience
2. You'll Be Safe Here - Rivermaya
3. Hide & Seek - Imogen Heap
4. Milkshake - Kelis
5. Stronger - Sugababes
6. Destiny - Zero 7 feat Sia & Sophie
7. Mundian To Bach Ke - Punjabi MC (EH ITS A NICE SONG OKAY)

7 Things I Like The Most
(psst there's no order of importance)
1. Zouk
2. Ministry of Sound
3. Clubbing
4. Blogging
5. My Blog
6. My Friends
7. My Family

7 Things I Say The Most
1. Double You Tee Eff?
2. El Oh El!
3. Why ah? Why?
4. Fuck off and die.
5. Fuck.
6. Spastic please.
7. Fuck off, shitface.

7 People I Wanna See Do This
Anyone lah.

Happy now, Denise? (:

Anyway, I've been really busy, and I will be updating after the weekends. It's gonna be a hectic weekend! Zouk, projects, BBQ, performances, duties and all. WOOOOOOO!

3:52 AM |

IGNITE YOUR BONES

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

The past few days have been great. I went to two BBQs, my alma mater's concert whereby I was the Emcee, and Coldplay's concert. I had a great weekend.

Pictures later!

5:54 PM |

Adam

adam kerr m s.
"no expectations, no disappointments."



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